Comic Transcript
ALEX: I’m going to transfer you to sales, sir. They can help you resolve your licensing issues. You’ll need a credit card.
JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: Hi!
ALEX: Who… what… are…
JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I’m Jingles, the Cheerful Google Notification Bell!
ALEX: … OK…
JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I integrate all your Google applications into one convenient and cheerful social media interface to keep track of your notifications, appointments, and reminders!
ALEX: Why are you here?
JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: Binky is my daddy!
(Silence.)
JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: What’s that sound?
THE BOSS: His soul is screaming.
