Comic Transcript
PHIL: OK, you know why you’re here.
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Actually, we don’t. Why are we here?
PHIL: The Boss wants us to figure out how to open this box. I called security because we need someone to try to open it the traditional way to see what happens.
FEMALE UBERTHUG: I see.
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Perkins!
PERKINS (Wearing a green hazmat suit and carrying fireplace tongs): Hello hazard pay!
