Comic Transcript
ALEX: So it looks like a bunch of real, honest-to-God pirates are suing the RIAA for infringing on their trademark by labelling people who use file sharing programs as “music pirates.”
MARK: Real pirates?
ALEX: Yep.
MARK: With parrots and eye patches?
ALEX: Well, I don’t know exactly. I only talked to one, and he was on the phone.
MARK: Pirates as in “Ya har, me hearties?”
ALEX: They lost the right to use that phrase exclusively in the 50s in the pivotal yet little known “Pirates v. Hollywood” court decision.
